Alfred Krupp is trying to survive high school when his guardian uncle ropes him into a suspicious get-tech-quick scheme: stealing Excalibur, the Legendary sword of King Arthur. But our hero Alfred unwittingly delivers the all-powerful weapon into the wrong hands .

With an ancient order of knights in hot cars thugs on motorcycles, and a mysterious international organization following his every lumbering step, Alfred undertakes a modern-day quest to save the world from imminent destruction.